January 2010
“There’s nothing brave about dying. anyone can do it”
– Johnny rotten (via quote-book)
608. HUMANITY IS AN OCEAN; IF A FEW DROPS OF THE...
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This link will change your life FOREVER. →
lickystickypickyme:
blogimogimogi:leparis:
(via mrgolightly)
this is just amazing tho.
I just had a seizure. For real.
The Gang Gets Whacked Part 1
Charlie: We've got a bucket of nose clams, fresh from the sea. Sweet delicious nose clams that are looking for a home, if you follow me.
Guy: No, I don't follow you. I don't know what the hell you're talking about…
Charlie: These are the kind of nose clams that make you want to dance the night away.
Guy: I don't get what the hell you're talking about...
Charlie: All right, these are the kind of nose clams that you crush up into a line of white powder, and you snort them up through your nose, and they make you high. You use a dollar bill or a straw to do it, they come from Colombia, they're illegal, and they rhyme with propane.
Guy: So you want to sell me cocaine, why didn't you just come out and say it?
I FUCKING WANT...
… a muthafuckin’ good hotdog, with some muthafuckin’ horseradish mustard. Kthanxbye.
606. EVERYBODY FUCKS SHIT UP EVERY ONCE IN A...
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idk who, but someone said they needed Office gifs...
theofficeohword:
suesylvester-:
ok these are not mine, I just found them and saved them :)
lols at the british office
ok, enjoy
Ilona. You’re my hero. <3!
welp. just got my first violation at good 'ole...
lackadaisical:
We were seriously about to walk out. Then I saw those fucking tacky neon yellow jackets.
I felt like one of the kids in the Scared Straight skit on SNL. this guy was trying so hard to be an asshole, and we were just like, WE DON’T EVEN GO HERE. which obviously didn’t work.
~Shit son. TEXTME!
Van Halen's concert contract actually contained...
ohyeahfacts:
Though the request seemed silly, it was actually to make sure the venue staff read and complied with the entire technical contract.
(source)
GMH →
givesmehope:
Yesterday I was watching the nightly local news. A story came up about a 2nd grade girl who was diagnosed with leukemia and lost her hair. A boy in her class not ONLY shaved his head so she wouldnt be alone, he also got their whole class to do it too. I cried. Good people, at all ages, GMH.
~Crying more.
LGMH →
lovegivesmehope:
My mom and I contracted Dengue fever at the same time. Since it’s a hemorrhaging fever that causes our platelets to drop dangerously low, we both needed blood badly. Unable to give blood himself, my boyfriend drove people from our school to the hospital to donate blood for us. 4 days and 12 donors later, we were both well. His dedication GMH.
~Crying.
“I’m sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could...”
– J.D. Salinger (via livesophia) (via noahkai)
“Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be...”
– Hamlet, Act 2, Scene 2; Shakespeare (submitted by colorful-rain) (via quote-book) (via lovebot)
“My heart… It feels like my chest can barely contain it. Like it’s trying to...”
– from the movie ‘Stardust’ (submitted by adreamisawish) (via quote-book) (via lovebot)
MORE HEIGHTS~! :D
fuckyeahfacecharacters:
unruled:
fuckyeahfacecharacters:
(Thank you again to the formspringer who sent these. <3)
Tinkerbell 4’10 – 5’1 (possibly 5’2 but they like her to be the shortest of the fairies) Faries (Silvermist, Rosetta, Fawn, Iridessa) 5’0 – 5’3 Mulan 5’2 – 5’5ish (Mulan is sort of all over the place. If they can find an Asian girl who looks like her it seems like they’ll...
fuckyeah1980s:
Prince - Little Red Corvette
“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who...”
– Lemony Snicket
Submitted By: iztothezee
(via quote-book)
“The greatest discovery of my generation is that man can alter his life simply by...”
– James Truslow Adams
(Submitted by: theinspirationtree)
(via quote-book)
“Here’s a confession: I’m in love with a man. What? I’m in love with a man… a man...”
– Charlie, “The Gang Exploits a Miracle”, It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. (via jessicacowan) (via itsalwayssunny)
