February 2011
that awkward moment when you're on your period &...
heyimbeth-:burnlikegasoline:boohockey:
if your shower is cold
when the turning lights turns red before you could go
when your mom calls you
if your friend doesn`t text you back in 2.56 seconds
January 2011
Who has two thumbs and has yet to start their...
THIS GUY.
Getting My Sociology Professor Pregnant
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is getting my Sociology professor pregnant. We fell in love and started dating 4 months ago. Now she’s pregnant with my baby. She’s 40, and I’m 19. I don’t want her to lose her job, but I want to marry her and be a good father. I don’t know what to do.
[Male, 19]
~Adamn.
Giving You Up
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is giving you up. I let you down, I ran around and deserted you. I made you cry and I said goodbye. I told a lie and hurt you.
[Female, 20]
<33333 I FORGIVE YOU.
fmylife:
Today, I discovered the source of my family’s wealth. Apparently my parents won a lawsuit against Durex 16 years ago. My 16th birthday is in 2 months. FML
Letting the Dogs Out
garbos:
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is letting the dogs out and not telling anybody it was me. I’m sorry to everyone who got hurt.
[Male, 23]
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When your crush changed their relationship status...
blackfairytalesandwhitelies:
moonlightoverpariis:
LMAO. :)))
My parents think I do nothing all day.
-rocketshiptoshafio:
Bitches please, I run a blog.
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Salt is just the topping to my sadness.
Me: i had a dream that 2 gorgeous men were fighting over me
Me: when i woke up the only men fighting over me were the hawiian punch guy and captain crunch
Elyse: lmao. ahahah
Me: taste my sad
Elyse: saltay
